"Have we met?"

Here's a moment from the first time Buffy's mother, Joyce, officially meets Buffy's vampire nemesis, Spike: Joyce [pleasantly]: Have we met? Spike: Um, you hit me with an axe one time. [Joyce looks confused] Spike: Remember? [helpfully brandishes imaginary axe] "Get the hell away from my daughter! Rawr!!!" So, now and then I like to ask my readers to take a minute to introduce themselves. I expect I have a lot of regular readers who don't comment; I'm sure I have readers who're just passing through for the day; doubtless I have readers who got here by accident, having misspelled " Kristin Chenowith ," and wish they'd never ended up here at all. :o) Anyway, no pressure. But today I extend an invitation to all of you -- even the lurkers and the shy -- to tell me a little bit about yourself in a comment. You don't have to tell me your real name. But maybe you'd like to tell me where you are? What you do? What you feel lik