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Driving around Washington DC is different from driving anywhere else. Today, on the way to the airport, we were driving past one beautiful, stately building after another before it occurred to me to pay attention to the signs outside the buildings. The Embassy of Bolivia, the Embassy of Brazil… well, no wonder. We drove along the Potomac and saw one monument after another, Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, some of them close up, some in the distance. I could see the dome of the Capitol building, far away, and also Robert E Lee's mansion.

Suddenly, sharp memories of the first trip I ever took to Washington DC began to overwhelm me. I came with my mother. It may have been the first time I ever stayed in a hotel. It was a trip I won, by spelling; I was 12 years old, and I'd come to Washington to compete in the National Spelling Bee.

The next year, when I came to compete in the bee for the second time, my entire family came along. I didn't do particularly well in the bee (eithe…

In Which Karma Bites Me in the Ass. A-S-S. Ass.

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So, a little over a week ago I blogged a lot of big words about how spelling bees don't scare me. Frankly, I was a little obnoxious about it. There was bragging. Even gloating. I issued a public challenge.

And then what happened that very same day? I tootled off to my volunteer work at the Jacksonville Public Library and learned that the library was looking for participants for the first annual Jacksonville Public Library Spelling Bee. And I thought to myself, Rats. Now not only do I have to compete in this spelling bee (on account of publicly announcing that spelling bees don't scare me, which I now realize was a lie), but I have to WIN this spelling bee (on account of the gloating). And I'm NOT going to win this spelling bee. There are a million words I don't know how to spell, like staphylococcus and Rumpelstiltskin, and karma is going to throw one of those words at me because I bragged. There was hubris, and now karma is arranging for my tragic fall.

What followed wa…