Why Cats Are Superior Creatures: A Photoessay

 They gaze upon you with irreproachable dignity,
 unaware that they themselves look ridiculous.
 They make the rug look good.
 They gaze upon you with irreproachable dignity,
 unaware that it is silly to be under a chair.
 They guard the borders.
 They, um, get along.

Really.
 They keep your feet warm...
...and your hands.
 They gaze upon you with irreproachable dignity,
unaware that they closely resemble their toys.
 Hours later, they're still making the rug look good.

My thanks to Violet, Titus, Merry, Pippin, Julianne, and JD :o). Give us some dignity for the road, Violet?

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