In other words, it is Monday; I am in Jacksonville; my parents are here from New Jersey; Apocalyptica is bringing her flying squirrel all the way from Massachusetts; and I remember my pride. And tonight everyone will (tentatively) be at my event! BEST DAY OF THE TOUR.
In other news: I love the way Jay Smooth thinks, and I love the way he talks. This time, his subject is Roman Polanski.